How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook For The Aspiring Offender [Audiobook]
How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender [Audiobook] by Mike Chase
English | 2019 | ASIN: B07MQWPNX1, ISBN: 150829299X | [email protected] kbps | 6h 51m | 390 MB
A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America – from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes – written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.
Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny and ridiculously entertaining book shows how just about anyone can become – or may already be – a federal criminal.
Whether you’re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.